Tuesday 30 December 2008

Smiley things

I said that I was going to write in my Special Notebook all the things that make me smile. And I've been smiling a lot lately so there are lots of things to write down. But I'll just write a few....for now

THINGS THAT MAKE ME SMILE

PRESENTS
SHINY PAPER
RIBBONS
BIG FAT BACON SANDWICHES
BUBBLE WRAP (because I like making loud popping sounds)
TWINKLY LIGHTS
MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH

BUT I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH WHEN I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING FUNNY BECAUSE THAT IS WRONG AND SILLY AND ACTUALLY MAKES ME QUITE SAD AND UPSET.....and I'm talking about Honey there, just in case you didn't know.

Tuesday 23 December 2008

A BIG smiley thing


I am smiling so much I'm worried that I might actually swallow my head. You see the thing is that something very happy-making and lovely has happened. A book has just come out which is all about me and the other Schnoops! Can you believe that? Isn't it amazing?

I thought only very big important famous people had books written about them, and I'm not important or famous. And I'm certainly not big, that's why I'm called LITTLE Doogs.

Schnoss says that famous people sometimes get too big for their boots, but I won't let that happen to me because I like these boots. And they're quite new.

So if you want to find out more about me and Schnoss and Honey and Trevor and Jezza you could go take a look on www.theschnoops.com and find out where to buy it.

The book's called:
'The Extremely Very scrambled Up World of Little Doogs: Playing The Road Trip Game'

And I suggest that you take a very big breath before you try saying that!

Friday 19 December 2008

Everyone is very busy

Everyone is very busy and rushing around like people who have been bitten quite hard on the bottom. It is not good.
Schnoss does lots of sums. Then he gets a bit steamed up behind his glasses and crosses them out again. I don't think he must be getting the answers he wants.
Trevor is very busy in the kitchen. He is cooking up some nice smells but his language is not so good. He keeps shouting,
"Potverdikkeme!"
Which is a rude word in the Dutch.
Honey is all snarly and cross with twitchy ears. But that's not really anything new.
And Jezza keeps knocking together some of his rubbish sculptures out of orange boxes and sellotape with a few sprigs of holly thrown in. Then he falls asleep again. But even his snoring sounds very angry.
This is supposed to be a happy time. So I am going to sit very quietly and write in my Special Notebook all the things that make me smile...

Monday 15 December 2008

And finally...Trevor


Trevor always wears his orange football shirt and his chef's trousers. Not always the same ones though because they would smell.

Trevor is a very good footballer actually. He's very nimble and quick - for an elephant. And man you should see him dribble.

And I mean 'dribble' in a football sense, not in a drooly sense. Because with a mouth as big as his that would be sticky and messy and really quite nasty.

Thursday 11 December 2008

Jezza


Now of course Jezza wants to make sure that you all know what he looks like. Although it would be hard to miss him with a neck like that.

Jezza is usually asleep. When he is awake he does his Rubbish Art. And when he's feeling arty you'd better hang on to all your precious things. You could turn your back and the next thing you know they are in the middle of one of his 'sculptures'.

I once lost my Special Notebook like that. He'd put it in one of Trevor's pans and mixed it up with flour and water and butter. He called the sculpture 'Eat your words'.

Trevor called it some very rude words of his own. I just cried.

Now whenever Jezza has his arty hat on I keep my Special Notebook inside my sweatshirt out of his way.

www.theschnoops.com

Monday 8 December 2008

Schnoss


I keep mentioning Schnoss, don't I? And you probably don't know what HE looks like either, do you?

Well he's a dahcs.....a dashc....a daxi-doo-dah...a long sausage-type-dog. He's called Schnoss because he loves sausage sandwiches as the best thing to eat ever.

We call him the 'Business Boss' because he makes all the plans for us. Most of the time they work out. Sometimes they're rubbish. When he gets something wrong his glasses steam up and he fiddles with his tie a lot.

He probably wishes I hadn't told you that.

www.theschnoops.com

Friday 5 December 2008

Honey


When I saw Honey this morning she was very scowly and snarly and her ears were quivering. That's never a good sign.

"So Puppy Boy," she snarled. "Why have you put your picture up? Now everyone knows what you look like. What about me?"

"But you already know what I look like!" I told her. I was very confused.

"No, you stupid Pup," Honey snapped. "People will want to know what I look like as well."

"Oh!"

Honey was bearing her teeth and steam was coming out of her ears. So I thought I'd better show you her picture before she exploded. Because that would be very messy.

So this is Honey. When she's looking nice. Which is very rare.

www.theschnoops.com

Wednesday 3 December 2008

Me!


Schnoss said,
"Little Doogs, I think you should show everyone what you look like."
And I thought about it for a bit.
I thought maybe you'd already know what I look like. But if you didn't and you read my words you might have a completely different picture in your head. Like I was green or something. Although that would be very silly.
So here I am.


www.theschnoops.com

Monday 1 December 2008

Favourite words

Whilst I have been sniffling and snuggling I have had a lot of time to think. And I've been thinking about lots of things - the size of Trevor's bottom (VERY big), the size of Honey's brain (very small - but don't tell her I said so) and just how exactly Jezza manages to sleep so much in a day.

I've also been thinking about words. Two of Schnoss's favourite words are
'Health' and 'Safety'
because he uses them about a million times every day.

Some of my favourite words are:
marshmallow
hippopotamus
blubber
and
burp

Two of my least favourite words are
brussel sprouts