Snowy Stuff!

It is all white and cold and slippy and slide-y. I love it but Schnoss is getting a bit cross and shouty and wants everything to get back to like it should be with proper roads and no ice. BO-RING!

I made a snow Honey today. I think it is rather good. Honey says it is rubbish and is very cross because she says that she doesn't have such bad teeth. I think she should be flatterated that I bothered to make a snow rabbit like her with a lovely leaf skirt. I think she is only jealous. She can't even throw a snowball properly.

OOOUUUCCCHHH!

I think she must have been practising.

New Year's Rest Solutions

My New Year's Rest-Solution for this year is....

To keep up with the writing of this blog

I was a bit rubbish last year. Well A LOT rubbish really.

You see Jezza used my computer for one of his sculptures. And it got covered in glue. And honey. Not the rabbit Honey, the sticky stuff.

And then I got sad. And Schnoss got cross with Jezza because he said it cost a lot of the pennies. And Honey got shouty....because she shouts a lot anyway. And then I got more sad and it took a lot of Trevor's bacon sandwiches to cheer me up.

But now I am here and I am happy and I will write more.