Smarty-Pants!

Smarty-Pants! That's a really funny word isn't it? It sounds like you've got a whole load of chocolate sweets stuffed down your trousers. And that would feel all gooey and squelchy and a bit uncomfortable around the bottom.

OR it could mean that your bottom is stinging a bit because Jezza has hit you by accident with a lump of wood he is using to make one his rubbish sculptures. That happened to me once and it hurt. A lot. In fact I cried quite hard all afternoon.

Honey called me 'Smarty-Pants' the other day. It was because she was asking Schnoss how many days there are in January. And before he could reply I said,
"31!"
Just like that - quick as a flashlight.
Honey looked at Schnoss and he nodded. So Honey said,
"Oooh get you! Smarty-pants!"
But she said it in a funny way and we both laughed.Which isn't something we often do at the same time.

I thought everyone knew that rhyme about days in the months.

You know it, don't you?