I found this pile of things next to Jezza when he was asleep. I think it might be a new sculpture but it's always hard to tell: sometimes it really is just a pile of rubbish.
I poked about a bit in the pile when he wasn't looking because I liked the shape of those round things, they are very funny. Honey said they were cocks and they had come out of shampoo bottles. I said she was being very silly.
Schnoss said actually they were CORKS and they came out of bottles of CHAMPAGNE which is apparently a very delicious and lovely thing to drink, but not for puppies. He said it was very fizzy. I said I would stick to lemonade thank you very much.
I thought the cage things might be to keep very small mice in, but apparently they hold the corks on the bottles so the fizzy stuff does not shoot out everywhere and cover everyone in sticky fizz. I will definitely stick to lemonade because that sounds to be a very dangerous thing to drink.
I did take the cage thing with the picture of the old lady on it for my scrapbook. I think she looks very scary.
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